Wife Caught Her Husband In Bed With Another Woman. Her Husband’s Explanation….


A woman came home after a long day of shopping and was horrified when she found her husband in bed with a young and charming thing. Just as she was about to leave the house, her husband stopped her with the following words:

“Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride.

 

She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roasts you had forgotten about in the refrigerator.” Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn’t wear because they were out of style.

 

She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn’t suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don’t fit into anymore.

 

Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, “Is there anything else that your wife doesn’t use anymore?” “And so, here we are!”

 

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See more: Woman made fun of this kid’s prayer – his reaction was priceless

 

Last week, I took my kids to the restaurant. My six-year-old son asked if he could say grace.

As we bowed our heads, he said, “God is good. God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Mom gets us ice cream for dessert. And Liberty and justice for all! Amen!”

Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman say, “That’s what’s wrong with this country. Children do not even know how to pray today. Asking God for ice cream, why I never!”

Hearing this, my son burst into tears and asked, “Did I do it wrong? Is God angry with me? ”

When I held him in my arms and assured him that he had done an excellent job and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table. He winked at my son and said, “I know God thought that was a great prayer.”

“Really?” my son asked.

“Cross my heart,” the man replied.

Then in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), “Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is good for the soul sometimes.”

Of course, I bought ice cream for my kids at the end of the meal. My son stared at his for a moment, then did something I will remember the rest of my life.

He picked up his sundae and without a word, walked over and placed it in front of the woman. With a big smile he told her, “Here, this is for you. Ice cream is good for the soul sometimes, and my soul is good already.”

Brilliant!

Doctor has the best answer when his patient asks what Heaven’s like

A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was preparing to leave the examination room and said, “Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side.”

Very quietly, the doctor said, “I don’t know.”

“You don’t know? You, a Christian man, do not know what is on the other side?”

The doctor was holding the handle of the door; on the other side of which came a sound of scratching and whining, and as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room and leaped on him with an eager show of gladness.

Turning to the patient, the doctor said, “Did you notice my dog?

He’s never been in this room before. He didn’t know what was inside.

He knew nothing except that his master was here, and when the door opened, he sprang in without fear.

I know little of what is on the other side of death, but I do know one thing…

I know my Master is there and that is enough.”


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