What NOT To Say To The Police. This Is Gold.


Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate.

 

So I put my car on the road, I cautiously left the car and I opened the trunk. I pulled out two cardboard men, unfolded them and placed them on the other side of the road in the back of my car. They looked so realistic that you would not believe it! They wear trench coats and show the drivers who arrive their naked body and their private parts.

 

To my surprise, the cars slowed down and watched my realistic men. And of course, the traffic has resumed. Everyone listened to the horns and waved like crazy.

 

It was not long before a state soldier was behind me. He went out and walked towards me. I could say he was not a happy camper!

 

“What’s going on here?’

 

‘My car has a flat tire,’ I said calmly.

 

‘Well, what the heck are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?’

 

I couldn’t believe that he didn’t know. So I told him,

 

‘Hell000000, those are my emergency flashers!’

 

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