This Is The Best Irish Joke Ever. This Is Gold.


Two men were sitting next to each other at Murphys Pub in London. After a while, one bloke looks at the other and says, I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland

 

 

The other bloke responds proudly, Yes, that I am!

 

The first one says, So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?

 

The other bloke answers, I’m from Dublin, I am.

 

The first one responds, So am I!

 

Mother Mary and begora. And what street did you live on in Dublin?

 

The other bloke says, A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.

 

The first one says, Faith and it’s a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?

 

The other bloke answers, Well now, I went to St. Marys, of course.

 

The first is really excited and says: And me too. Tell me, in what year did you graduate??

 

The other bloke answers, Well, now, let’s see. I graduated in 1964.

 

The first calls: The good God must smile us! I can hardly believe we will end up in the same place tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Marys in 1964 my own self!

 

About this time, Vicky walks up to the bar, sits down and orders a drink.

 

Brian, the barman, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, It’s going to be a long night tonight.

 

Vicky asks, Why do you say that, Brian?

 

The Murphy twins are drunk again.


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