This apartment building only has a few washers and dryers in the laundry room. A couple took up all of the washers, so when this woman came in, she formulated her revenge immediately. (Thanks Kerri for submitting this to Stuff Happens!)
I live in a multi-family house, where there is a common laundry. There are 10 washers and 10 dryers. Before a flight, I had only one load of laundry to do tomorrow morning. So I headed downstairs with my basket.
Two machines are running when I get down there. There’s also a single couple taking up EIGHT washers to sort their laundry. I asked politely if they could divide one of them up into 1/7ths and put it in with their others so I can use a machine. They decline (apparently they have a system…) and tell me to wait however long it takes for the next person to claim their stuff to get the next machine.
At this point, I realize it’s time to get petty. I wait until they leave and then go hit the pause button on all of their machines. I need to stall. I wait for the next washing machine to empty. I immediately put back those old innocent and crazy towels, I pay their tumble dryer and leave a word in which it is dry. Then I start my washer, and I hit “run” on my machine. I wait a few more minutes and then resume all of their washers.
They come back down in the 40mins it takes to run and is mildly confused by why their machines are taking longer than usual. They do not suspect a bad game. At this point, my washing machine is ready, so I take a laundry trolley and empty it. I then take my laundry and divide it into 8 different dryers. (like 2 shirts and a couple of socks per dryer lop and set them all running, one by one, as they watch in bitter disbelief.
And then I settle down in a chair to watch my $12.50 of petty revenge spin.