A mother visits her son for dinner, who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother could not help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long suspected a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious…
Over the course of the evening, as she watched the two interact, she began to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, he volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.”
About a week later, his roommate came up to him and said, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I could not find the silver plate. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”
He said, ”Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.” He sat down and wrote :
I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the silver plate from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the silver plate. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, your son.
Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which read:
I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with your roommate, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.
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A Blonde Woman Asks For A $5000 Loan
A blonde woman goes to a bank in New York before going on vacation and asks for a loan of $5,000.
The banker asks, “Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?”
The woman says, “Yes, of course. I’ll use my Rolls Royce.”
The banker, stunned, asks, “A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?”
The woman is absolutely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers mock her. They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out. They park it for two weeks in your underground car park.
When she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.
The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question. We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. Why would you want to borrow $5,000?”
The woman replies, “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
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