Mistress Humor

A wife and her husband were having dinner in a great restaurant. Suddently, an beautiful woman comes over to their stable, give the husband a sweet kiss, tell him she’ll see him later then walk away.

The wife glare at her husband and says: ” Who was that?”!!
“Oh, that was my mistress” says the husband.

She says: “That’s it, I want a divorce.”

“I understand” replies the husband. “but remember, if you get a divorce, there no more shipping trips to Paris, no wintering in Caribbean no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But… the decision is yours.”


Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman on his farm.

“Who’s that woman with Jim?” She asks
“That’s his mistress” replies the husband.

“Oh” says the wife… ” ours is prettier”


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