A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, All you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, ’cause this is the last stop. And all you a$$holes who are getting on, get your a$$es in the train, ’cause we’re going down the tracks.’
The horrified mother came in and said to her son, “We do not use that kind of language in this house, now I want you to go to your room and stay there for two hours to think about what you’re doing. with your train, but I want you to use a nice language. ”
Two hours later, the sun came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped, the mother heard her son say…
All passengers leaving the train should remember to bring all their belongings. We thank you for traveling with us today and hope your trip has been enjoyable. We hope you will soon travel with us. ”
She hears the little boy continue on his way. “For those of you who have just come in, we ask you to put all of your carry-on luggage under your seat. Please remember that smoking is prohibited on the train. We hope that your trip with us today He will be pleasant and relaxed. ”
As the mother began to smile, the child added, ‘For those of you who are pissed off about the two-hour delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen.’