Jack Woke Up With A Black Eye And Hangover, Found Wife’s Strange Letter And Started Crying.


You should always be careful with alcohol . If you happen to drink too much, odds are that you’ll do something that you’ll regret in the morning. Or even worse, you could do something absolutely amazing and forget about it right afterwards…

I found this story earlier today and I just had to share it with you. The man wakes up with a disfigured face, and only remembers fragments of the previous night. What happens next is… well, I won’t spoil the ending for you!

A married man, Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after a night out drinking with the boys.

He doesn’t even remember how he got home from the party.

“Oh, damn,” he thinks to himself, wondering if he did something wrong the night before.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the nightstand.

Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

He takes the aspirins, and then cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.

Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: “Dear husband, last night you came home drunk and made a huge racket. But don’t worry! Breakfast is on the stove. I left early to get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!
Love, Jillian”

He stumbles into the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee, and the morning newspaper all waiting for him. His son is also at the table, eating.

Jack asks, “Son, I’m sorry I got so drunk last night… But, what happened?”

The truth is revealed “Well, you came home after three in the morning, drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you threw up in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.”

Confused, he asks his son, “So, why is your mother in such a good mood, and why is there breakfast on the table waiting for me?”

His son replies, “Oh THAT! Well, when Mom dragged you to the bedroom and tried to change your clothes, you screamed, ’Leave me alone, I’m married! I’m married!’”

Jack was so relieved that he started crying!

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Awesome Gift For Husband

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers : “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”

The husband laughs and says: “An Italian girl !!!” The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”

“Very good, thank you.” “And, what happened to my present?”

“Which present?” She asked. “The one I asked for – an Italian girl!!”

“Oh, that” she said

“Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!”


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