Three friends married women from different parts of the world.
The first man married a Greek girl. He told her to do the dishes and clean the house. It took a few days, but on the third day he went home to see a clean house, wash and do the dishes.
The second man married a Thai. He ordered his wife to do all the housework, the dishes and the kitchen. The first day saw no results, but the next day he saw that it was better. On the third day, he saw that his house was clean, that the dishes were ready and that there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a Texas girl. He told her to keep the house clean, do the dishes, do the laundry and have hot food for every meal on the table.
The first day, he did not see anything, the second day, he saw nothing, but the third day, the swelling had fallen and he could see a little of his left eye and his arm was healed enough to prepare a sandwich and load the dish-washer. ,
He always has problems when he pee.
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