A father recently shared this gripping moment when he discovered that the son he raised as his own for 14 years was not his biological son. His reaction was completely unexpected.
My ex-wife and I divorced 10 years ago. For the last 10 years, have had joint custody of my 14-year-old son. Six months ago, her boyfriend dumped her and kicked her out, leaving her homeless. I had to find out through a third party that my son was actually living at his aunt’s house.
When I confronted my ex-wife about this, insisting that if he had one stable parent, he should live with that parent, not with an aunt, she said that she would be getting her stuff together soon.
Six weeks later, she sent me an e-mail informing she had just done the DNA test and that my son was actually fathered by her co-worker from 15 years ago. Apparently, she had tracked down the “father” and asked him to do one of those $99 home paternity test kits. A few days later I got a copy of the paperwork in the mail.
I was crushed. I called in sick for I don’t know how long”, and then drank myself stupid for about a week, while thinking some of the craziest, most angry, spiteful, retaliatory bullshit a guy could conceive of.
After about a week of this, I managed to pick myself up, dust myself off, and call my son to tell him that I may not be his “father” but I’m still his ”DAD” goddammit. I told him that no piece of paper is ever going to change that. I told him that he is everything that he is because of how I raised him. I said that I would always love him.
Do you know what he said?
“Good, because I was worried that you’d leave me when you got the news.”
Mom Suspected There Was Something Going Between Her Son And His Roommate.
A mother visits her son for dinner, who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother could not help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long suspected a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious…
Over the course of the evening, as she watched the two interact, she began to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, he volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.”
About a week later, his roommate came up to him and said, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I could not find the silver plate. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”
He said, ”Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.” He sat down and wrote :
I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the silver plate from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the silver plate. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, your son.
Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which read:
I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with your roommate, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.
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