The one who says “an empty mind is a devil’s workshop” is completely wrong. And I am going to proof that today by sharing these seriously-funny quotes. Undoubtedly these all are creation of an empty minds only…
1. If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
2. A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.
3. Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
4. Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
5. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
6. Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
7. I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
8. All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
9. I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect.’ That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect.’
10. No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.