A lady walks into a fancy jewelry store.
She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet, and walks over to inspect it.
When she bends over to look more closely, she accidentally breaks the wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a salesperson doesn’t pop up right now.
When she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and with complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, “Good Morning, Madam. How may we help you today?”
Very uncomfortably, but in the hope that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little “accident”! She asks, “Sir, what is the price of this beautiful bracelet?”
He replies, “Ma’am if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to crap when I tell you the price.”
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
An Old Man Walked Into a Jewelry Store
An older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday night with a beautiful young girl by his side.
He told the jeweler he wanted a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and found a $5,000 ring.
The old man said, “No, I would like to see something special.”
The jeweler went to his special stock in the safe and brought another ring back.
“This one’s $40,000.”
The young woman’s eyes were sparkling and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man said, “I’ll take it!”
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man said, “By check, but I know you need to make sure my check is good, I’ll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify funds. I’ll pick up the ring on Monday afternoon.”
Monday morning the jeweler called the old man and saying, “There is no money in that account!”
The old man said, “I know, I know, but let me tell you about the weekend I just had!