John moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, “I’m sorry, son, but I have bad news, the donkey died.’
John replied, “Well, just give me my money back then.”
The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.’
John said, ‘Okay, just bring me the dead donkey then.’
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?
John said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’
The farmer said you can’t raffle off him!’
John said, ‘Of course I can, I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.’
A month later, the farmer met John and asked him, “What happened?
John said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 each and I made a profit of $898.’
The farmer said, “Nobody complained?
John said, ‘Just the guy who won, so I gave him his $2 back.’
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
One mamma cow and four baby calves on a farm
There are five cows, a momma cow, and four baby calves on a farm.
The first baby comes up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why am I called Rose?”
The mommy cow replies, “Well, honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.”
The next calf walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?”
The mommy cow replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.”
The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?”
The mommy cow replies again, “Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head.”
The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!”
The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”