Jacob worked in the coats business, but unfortunately, the business was very bad.
One day his partner James said to him, “What are we going to do with these fifty coats?” They’re last year’s style, and although we’ve knocked them down to $100 each, we still can’t sell any.”
Jacob replied, “Use your head, James. Price them at $200 and send 10 of our best lawyer clients five coats each.
But here’s the plan. Put in an invoice for $800 for only four coats. If I know them, our clients will think we’ve made a mistake.
They’ll jump at a bargain and pay the $800.”
So James did as he was told. Within 10 days, they received all 10 parcels with almost identical letter reading.
“I did not order these coats and hence sending them back with your Invoice.”
And each parcel contained only 4 coats.
Salesman From LA Tries To Trick Texas Lady
A little old lady from Texas answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
“Good morning,” the young man said, “if I could take a few minutes of your time, I would like to introduce you to the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners, straight from California.”
“Go away!” said the old lady, “I have no money for such things!” and she proceeded to close the door.
The young man quickly squeezed his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
“Don’t be too hasty!” he said. “At least wait until you’ve seen my demonstration.”
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
“If this vacuum cleaner doesn’t remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, ma’am, I will personally eat the rest, cross my heart.”
The old lady stepped back and said, “Wait here while I go get a spoon. Hope you have got a darn good appetite because they cut off my electricity this morning.”
More than he bargained for. That’s for sure!
Hope this joke makes you happy! Have a nice day!!!