Five men entered a bar.
After settling down, one of them ordered a round of drinks for himself and his friends.
When they got served, they raised their glasses and toasted to “51 days.”
After the first round, one of them ordered another round.
Again, the men toasted to 51 days.
They repeated the act for their third round.
The bartender noticed that the men were continuously toasting to 51 days and asked them what it signified.
One of the men responded and said, “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. On the box, it said, “two to four years” and we finished it in 51 days!
A German walks into a bar
A German walks into a bar, goes to the bartender, and looks around seeing an older Jewish man sitting in a corner.
He turns to the bartender and says aloud, “A round of beer for everyone except that Jew over there!”
The German turns to the Jew smiling nastily and is surprised to see him smiling warmly back.
A little annoyed, the German turns to the bartender and says, “A round of your sweetest wine for everyone here except that Jew!”
Once again, while everyone is applauding, he turns to the Jew grinning evilly but is shocked to see the Jew still smiling warmly and even inclined his head in the German’s direction.
The German turns to the bartender and says as loud as he can through gritted teeth, “A bottle of your most expensive drink for everyone in this bar except for that Jew.”
The satisfied German turns around chuckling to himself and freezes gobsmacked seeing the Jew smiling broadly at him and waving.
Angry, the German turns to the bartender and says, “What the hell is wrong with that Jew? Is he crazy or just plain stupid?”
The bartender replies, “Neither. He’s the owner of the bar.”
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!