Home Life Book Power.

Book Power.

Wife:

“Whenever I keep money in my purse, our son steals it! I don’t know what to do?”

Husband: “Hide it in his books. I know he will never touch them.”

Two men were hotly discussing the merits of a book.

Finally, one of them – himself an author – said to the other, “You can’t appreciate it because you never wrote a book yourself.”

“No,” the other man retorted, “and I never laid an egg, but I’m still a better judge of an omelet than any hen.”

A letter from a teacher to a parent:

“Dear Parent, Edward doesn’t smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.”

Parent’s answer: “Dear Teacher, Edward is not a rose, don’t smell him, teach him.”

Mother to Son: Who is Sultan Aziz?

Son: Don’t know.

Mother: Devote some time to pay attention to study also.

Son to Mother: Do you know Aunty Jennifer?

Mother: Don’t know

Son: Sometimes pay attention to Daddy also.

Wife: I hate that beggar.

Husband: Why?

Wife: Rascal, yesterday I gave him food. Today he gave me a book on”How to Cook” !!!

Husband came home drunk.

To avoid wife’s scolding, he took a laptop & started working.

Wife: Did you drink?

Husband: No!

Wife: Idiot!!! Then why are you typing on a suitcase?

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