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A Blonde Visits a Farm

A blonde wanted a fancy way of spending her weekend and decided a weekend spent on a farm in another state was the best idea.

On getting to the farm, she saw something that caught her attention.

She saw a cow without horns and found it fascinating.

Confused, she asked the farmer standing next to her, “Why doesn’t this cow have any horns?” The farmer replied that cows could do damage with their horns, so it is best to keep them trimmed.

He told her that he used a hacksaw to trim the horn or treat a young calf, so the horn never grows.

He added that some breeds of cows do not have horns. Looking at the girl with obvious irritation, he said, “But this cow doesn’t have any horns because it’s a horse.”

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch.

They have just lost their bull.

The women have to buy another one but only have $500.

The redhead said to the blonde, “I’ll go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.”

She goes to the market and finds one for $499.

With only a dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds that it costs a dollar per word.

She doesn’t know how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and the trailer.

Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.”

The operator asks skeptically, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?”

The redhead replies, “She is blonde and so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.'”

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