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A Blonde Goes Ice Fishing

A blonde goes ice fishing.

The blonde finds a good spot on the ice, cuts a hole in it, and begins fishing.

Suddenly a loud voice from above says, “There are no fish here!”

The blonde is surprised and decides to move to a new spot on the ice. The blonde cuts a new hole and begins fishing again.

Again a loud voice from above says, “There are no fish here!”

Confused and startled, the blonde decides to find a new spot on the ice as far away as possible from the first 2 holes. The blonde cuts a new hole there and begins fishing again.

“THERE ARE NO FISH HERE!” Screams a voice from above.

So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.

“How do you know there are no fish there?” asks the blonde.

So the man cooly says “Well, first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you’re going to have to pay for those holes.”

LOL!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time.

She wanted to see the Capitol building.

Unfortunately, she couldn’t find it, so she asked a policeman for directions, “Excuse me, officer, how can I get to the Capitol building?”

The officer replied, “Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It will take you right there.”

She thanked the officer and he drives off.

Three hours later, the policeman returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.

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The officer got out of his car and said, “Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?”

The blonde replied, “Don’t worry, officer, it won’t be long now. The 45th bus just went by!”

LOL!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!

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