A blond went to a flight school and insisted that she wanted to learn to fly.
As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.
He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way.
After climbing 1,000 feet, she radioed in. “I’m doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I’m starting to get the hang of this.”
After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly.
The instructor watched her climb to over 3,000 feet and was beginning to worry that she hadn’t radioed in.
A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she c-r.a.s.h.e.d about half a mile away.
He ran over and pulled her from the w-r.e.c.k.a.g.e.
When he asked what had happened, she replied, “I don’t know! Everything was fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!”
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
A Blond and a Thermos
A blond walks into a store and sees something shiny on the shelf.
She asks the clerk, “What kind of shiny object is this?”
The clerk replies, “That is a thermos.”
The blond then asks, “What does it do?”
The clerk replies, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.”
The blond says, “Oh! I could use something like that !! I’ll take it!”
The next day, when she goes to work with her new thermos, she spots her boss and shows off her shiny new thermos, “I just got this yesterday, isn’t it wonderful! It’s a thermos and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!”
The boss asks, “And what do you have in it?”
The blond answers, “Some coffee and a popsicle.”