Wife Recieves Letter From Her Husband


A husband decided to untie the knot with his wife. He thought it would be less painful if he just write her a letter, explaining whe he leave her. He never assumed his decision would back fire on him as his wife taught him a lesson.

Here is the letter:

 

Dear wife,

I am writing you this letter to tell you that I am going to leave you forever. I have been a good man to you for seven years ( 7 years) and I have nothing to show for it. The lass two weeks I’ve been hell… Your boss notified me that you quit your job today and that was just too much to bear any longer.

Last week, you came home and didn’t see that I had new haircut, I had cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You don’t care anything about me. You spent just 2 minutes ating and then went straight to sleep after waithching all of your soaps.

You don’t tell me that you love me anymore, you don’t want to connect us as husband and wife. Either you’re chating on me or you don’t love me anymore, whatever the case, later for you, I’m gone…

 

P.s. Your Ex- Husband.

Don’t try to find me, I and your sister are moving away to Virginia together. Have a great life.

 

Then the wife reply to his husband letter

Dear Husband.

Nothing has made my day more than recieving your letter. It’s definitely true that you and I have been married for the pass 7 years although a good man is far cry from you’ve been. I watch soaps so much because they drown out your constant living and griping although it doesn’t seem to work.

I did notice when you had a hair cut last week but the 1st thing came to mind that “You look like a girl” . But my mother has taught me that I shouldn’t say anything if you couln’t say something nice. So I didn’t comment.

When you cook my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER because I have not eating pork for 7 years. About your new silk boxes, the price tag $49,99 still on them, I hope it is a concide because my sister had borrow $50 from me this morning.

After all of it, I still love you so much and Hope that we could work it out. So when I hit for 10 millions dollar, I quit my job and book us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home, you were gone, and all I found was your lousy letter.

 

Everything happen for a reason. I guess. I hope you have fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote to me ensure you wont get dime from me.

Your Ex – Wife. Rich as hell & free

P.s. I don’t Kow If I have told this. But my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s is not problem.