It was a bright Sunday morning and Mr. Smith was reading his morning paper at the front porch when his only child came up to him.
“Dad, I’m pregnant,” the child confessed.
Mr. Smith simply looked up, shook his head, and continued reading.
“That’s it? Don’t you want to say something? Are you angry? Are you happy? Don’t you even want to congratulate me?” The child cried.
Mr. Smith looked at the child calmly and said, “What is wrong with you, Robert?”
Become a Dad
Yesterday, I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter.
She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
“Why, mommy?” my daughter asked.
“Because it’s been on the ground, you don’t know where it’s been. It’s dirty, and probably has germs,” I replied.
“You are so smart.” At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Mommy, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart.”
At first, I didn’t know what to say. After a moment’s thought, I replied:
“All Moms know this stuff. It’s on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mommy.”
We walked along in silence for a few minutes. My daughter was apparently thinking of this new information.
After a while, she exclaimed: “Oh… I get it! So if you don’t pass the test you have to be the daddy!”
I wore a big wide grin for the rest of the walk.
The kids are amazing! Their innocent explanations often lead to hilarious moments. It’s bound to brighten your day!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!