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A Rich Blonde Buying A New Sports Car

Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.

She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night the car does not move at all.

After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without success), she angrily calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a technician to her.

The technician examines the car and determines that there is nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks, “Ma’am, are you sure you are using the right gears?”

Angry, the rich blonde replies, “How on earth you could ask such a question!? I’m not stupid, you know! Of course, I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night.”

LOL!?!?

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!

Blonde Physical Education Teacher

A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16-18 year-olds.

She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.

She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. ‘Are you ok?’ she asks.

“Yes,” he replies.

The boy looks at her incredulously and says: “Because I’m the goalkeeper!!!”

“You can go play with the other kids, you know,” she said.

“It would be better if I stayed here,” he says.

“Why is that, sweetie?’ asks the blonde.

The boy looks at her incredulously and says: “Because I’m the goalkeeper!!!”

LOL!! A dumb joke is still a good funny joke!

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