A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
“That’ll be five dollars”, the bartender says, and the guy throws 20 quarters onto the floor.
The bartender reluctantly picks up the coins and serves the beer.
The next day, the guy walks into the bar, asks for a beer, throws 20 quarters onto the floor, etc.
The next day again.
On the fourth day, he asks for a beer and hands the bartender a 10$ bill.
The bartender takes advantage of his chance for revenge, throws 20 quarters onto the floor, and yells “here’s your change a-sshole!”
The guy looks down at the coins and says, “I’ll have another beer, please.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile!! Have a nice day!!
Beer For Everyone.
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone in the bar now.”
After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar.
“Hey, what about the payment? yells the bartender.
“I have no money,” the man replies.
The bartender hears that and b-e.a.t.s the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the street.
The next evening the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender, “Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone who is in the bar now.”
The bartender thinks, “The man can’t be stupid enough to do the same trick twice, he must have enough money tonight,” and gives beer to everyone.
After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar.
“Hey, what about the payment?” yells the bartender.
“I have no money,” the man replies.
The bartender hears that and b-e.a.t.s the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the street.
One evening later, the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender, “Beer for me, and beer for everyone who is now in the bar.”
In disgust, the bartender asks “What, no beer for me this time?”
“Nah,” answers the man, “you get v-i.o.l.e.n.t when you drink.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
