A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm one day and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake.
The owner of the farm shouted, “Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars.”
The silence was deafening.
Suddenly a man jumped into the water.
He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed.
The owner announced: “We have a winner!”
After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room.
The man said to his wife, “I did not jump in myself, someone pushed me!”
His wife smiled and said coldly, “It was me!
Moral of the story:
Behind every successful man, there is always a woman who gives him a little push!
The Wife, the Husband and the Genie
A husband and wife in their sixties were at the door for their 40th wedding anniversary.
Knowing that his wife loved antiques, he bought her a beautiful old brass oil lamp.
While she unwrapped it, a genie appeared. He thanked them and gave each of them one wish.
The wife wished for an all-expenses-paid, first-class, around the world cruise with her husband.
She immediately received tickets for the entire journey, as well as expensive side trips, dinners, shopping, etc.
However, the husband wished he had a female companion who was 30 years younger.
The genie smiled and…
Instantly he turned 93 years old.
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!