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A 3-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady

A 3-year-old approached a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office.

He asked the lady curiously, “Why is your stomach so big?”

She replied, “I’m having a baby.”

Eyes wide, he asked, “Is the baby in your stomach?”

She replied, “He sure is.”

Then the little boy asked with a confused look, “Is it a good baby?”

She said, “Oh yes. It’s a real good baby.”

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked, “So why did you eat him?”

A Little Boy Called Daddy

A woman tried to reach her husband on his cell phone but found that she was out of credit.

She instructed her son Little Johnny to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site.

After Little Johnny had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up daddy’s phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the cell phone.

Women!! ????? Hearing this Mom got angry.

She was impatiently waiting for her husband to come home from work and upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap, and she slapped him again, for good measure.

People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause.

The woman asked Little Johnny to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called.

Little Johnny said: “The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present. Please Try Again Later…”

LOL!!!

This joke has been circulating for years and still makes me laugh! 

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Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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