Jasmine
A newly married couple is lying in bed and the husband curiously asks his wife how many men she has been with.
Despite his question, the woman remains silent and looks at the ceiling.
Pressing the matter, the husband asks again, assuring her, “Just share it with me, it’s okay. How many men have you been with?”
Still met with silence, the wife’s eyes remain fixed above.
Realizing that his words may have caused discomfort, the husband apologizes: “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to upset you. I just thought we could have an open and trusting relationship…”
However, his wife remains silent.
Feeling a sense of defeat, the husband concedes, saying, “That’s alright, please don’t be upset.”
Despite his attempts to comfort her, the woman does not respond.
The husband determined to bridge the gap, begins to hold her closely, showering her with hugs and kisses as a display of his affection.
In this moment of intimacy, the wife appears to snap out of her silence.
She redirects her gaze from the ceiling to her husband, her expression now one of frustration.
With a hint of exasperation, she blurts out, “Oh, come on! You’ve made me lose count!”
Jealous Husband Hired A Detective
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on his wife’s movements.
The husband wanted more than a written report; He wanted a video of his wife’s activities.
A week later, the detective returned with a video.
They sat down together to watch it.
Even though the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man!
He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw the man and his wife participate in a dozen activities with the greatest joy.
“I just can’t believe this,” said the distraught husband.
The detective said, “What’s not to believe? It’s right up there on the screen!”
The husband replied, “I can’t believe my wife could be so much fun!”