Jasmine
Little Johnnie’s teacher asks the class, ”If they saw anything interesting on the way to school.”
Little Susie said she saw a fluffy dog.
Little Billy said he saw a train.
Little Johnny said he saw a “flat” dog.
“Oh,” said the teacher.
“That’s terrible! Was he run over?”
“No,” said little Johnny.
“Well, how do you know he was flat?”
Replied little Johnny, “Well, he must have been! There was another dog PUMPING him up.”
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
L.Johnny and Darkest Secret
At school, a classmate told Little Johnny that most adults have at least one dark secret and it is very easy to earn money from them by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home and when he is greeted by his mother, he says: “I know the whole truth”.
His mom quickly gives him $20 and says, “Don’t tell your dad.”
The boy happily waits for his father to come home from work and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.”
The father immediately gives him $40 and says, “Please don’t tell the secret to your mother.”
Johnny is very happy to go to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “So come give your real father a big hug.”
This joke has been circulating for years and still makes me laugh!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!