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3 Male And 2 Female Flies.

A young Australian couple recently moved to Florida and their first experience with the humid environment was the presence of insects and flies.

They had a lot to contend with outside of the new environment, and the husband decided to take it upon himself to deal with the flies.

Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter.

“What are you doing?” She asked.

“Hunting Flies” He responded.

“Oh. Killing any?” She asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell them apart?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”

Do you think he is right?

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter.

She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

“Why?” my daughter asked.

“Because it’s been on the ground, you don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty, and probably has germs” I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Mommy, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart.”

I was thinking quickly. “All moms know this stuff. It’s on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mommy.”

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

”OH…I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don’t pass the test you have to be the daddy.”

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“Exactly” I replied back with a big smile on my face.

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